What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 03:35

Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
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Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III